Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)

I might have bit off a little more than I can chew here. Without rancor, I can say this is one of the very worst tremendously expensive movies I’ve ever seen. I am excluding any “Fantastic Four” movies because that just wouldn’t be fair.

Fighting words, huh?

I don’t have the finger strength to type out everything that’s wrong with this movie. But that is the point, isn’t it? It’s not “Join the Chorus of People Who Loathe this Film.” I have to say something nice about it.

And I can.

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Writing Character Blurbs As A Means Of Expressing Existential Despair

NOTE: WRITTEN MANY MONTHS AGO, BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT

Greetings, True Believers™! The merciful pop-culture movie overlords have released a new crumb from their sumptuous dinner table! It is a new blurb on the four principle characters in the new FANTASTIC FOUR CONTRACTUALLY REQUIRED REBOOT™! Continue reading “Writing Character Blurbs As A Means Of Expressing Existential Despair”