Conversational Buddhas

He said still in his seat and sighed, blissfully sinking into the chair and conversation. His mind glided over images of his fellow creatures. “Nature abounds in absurdities.”

“How so?” She asked. Her feet rooted to the ground, drawing energy through non-motion and the turbulence of the inner, both of the Earth and of herself. She looked at the man across from her. He too was energy.

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Conversational Animals

“Nature abounds in absurdities,” a great ape with opposable thumbs and a sense of superiority in his evolutionary state said.

“How so,” barked another great ape, laryngeal grunts and woofs forming a rudimentary communication with fits and snips. She fought the urge to scratch her scalp.

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The Rabbit’s Last Stand: Postmortem

…In which I explain the joke and therefore rob it of all power.

“The Rabbit’s Last Stand” is a small project that hopped out of my control, and good thing too. It started off as a lark, turned into a writing prompt, and ended as a story with an actual end.

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Disposable Fiction – The Rabbit’s Last Stand: Part Ten – Nous Sommes Une Collection de Connards!

Part TEN?! How much longer is this going to go on?! Wait… I have been informed that THIS IS THE LAST OF THE RABBIT’S LAST STAND SERIES!!!!! If you are still reading, please look under your seat for a potential gift!

For a glorious remembrance of things past, peruse PART ONEPART TWOPART THREEPART FOURPART FIVEPART SIX, and PART SEVEN, PART EIGHT, and PART NINE!

The Story So Far…

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Disposable Fiction – The Rabbit’s Last Stand: Part Nine – Goddamn It!

In accordance with ancient prophesy as detailed in the book of Obadiah, PART NINE has appeared. What this part has to do with the extinct nation of Edom, I have no idea. But neither do you, so don’t put on airs!

If you don’t know what is going on by now, there’s not much I can do. Oh! I CAN link PART ONEPART TWOPART THREEPART FOURPART FIVEPART SIXPART SEVEN,  and PART EIGHT.

The Story So Far…

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